erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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green herrons

What the

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olicity-endgame:

0hhgodpleaseshutup:

I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.

Holy mother of god.

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freshcleanfit:

Drink up, guys!


holybatshitrobin:

haha this is awesome.

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troyesivan:

one day i will stop reblogging this gifset

today is not that day

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"You’re a beautiful, sweet girl. Fuck this guy. So many people are gonna love you."

"No, nobody’s gonna love me."

"I do."

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spiderwater:

Pizza Planet Truck

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catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

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witneyhouston:

checkmate 

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

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Girlfriend / Boyfriend dumps you

cali-cocaine:

White Moms: Its okay sweetheart, it’ll be fine

Black Moms: Mayne who gives a flying fuck

Hispanic Moms: Ves pendeja, tu no necesitas un boifran, Ni sabes limpiarte el culo cabrona

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crumblingwithin:

fairy-tale—gone-bad:

learning-to-love-myself:


nothingishappyanymore:

 If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
 • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”
i’m always reblogging this.
I’ve reblogged this a million times and will ALWAYS reblog it.  She is so beautiful…It’s a great message.

I always reblog this when I see it on my dash.


Barbie is a horrible thing. Curse the person who created her

crumblingwithin:

fairy-tale—gone-bad:

learning-to-love-myself:

nothingishappyanymore:

 If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.

• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.

• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.

• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.

 • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

i’m always reblogging this.

I’ve reblogged this a million times and will ALWAYS reblog it.  She is so beautiful…It’s a great message.

I always reblog this when I see it on my dash.

Barbie is a horrible thing. Curse the person who created her

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